No, I'm not saying that. I'm just quoting the amazing Happy Bunny! Welcome to the first of my obsession posts! Yup, I finally got around to it. Amazing, hmm?
First of all: Who is Happy Bunny? If you haven't even heard the words "happy" and "bunny" I understand. They are very advanced and complicated words only the brightest can truly and fully understand them. I am slightly confounded by them, too. But, in all seriousness, Happy Bunny is a comedic and sarcastic cartoon bunny created by Jim Benton. He is not, er, the nicest bunny around, really, but he is extremely lovable.
Here are some examples of the phrases that escape Happy Bunny's mouth:
"It's cute how you think I'm listening."
"It's all about me. Deal with it."
"Hey, you made me throw up a little."
"Make the stupid people shut up." (I just feel bad writing that one!)
"It worries me how dumb you are."
"Give me your number...like I'd ever call you."
"I have a dream, and in it, something eats you."
"Your anger makes me happy."
"I fear nothing....but soap."
"I'm not ignoring you. I'm just listening to my fingers."
Pleasant, huh? I usually loathe when people say mean things like that, but with Happy Bunny, it's sort of endearing. Yes, I know I sound crazy, but I adore the little guy.
So, what are your obsessions? Let me know in the comments. :)
-P I N K Y
Oh, Cat. Happy Bunny? Yeah, he is cute, but kind of rude. No, not "kind of". He is rude!
ReplyDeleteObession- I'd have to pick Harry Potter for this one. Predictable, I know, but undeniable.
What is this? Harry Potter? No, I couldn't have ever guessed!
ReplyDeleteDon't insult the bunny. He is special.